Sneg and all that slush

They said I would quickly tire of the snow. I have! Nothing can beat sunlight on freshly fallen snow, but dirty slush and icy pavements - the novelty soon wore off. Of course I was on my backside faster than you can say "I'm glad I wore these sensible sho..o..o..whaaa..ouch!". I don't want to be around when all of this melts - there's going to be one hell of a mudbath here! Another week of -22c forecast. Who needs Botox when you can have your face frozen for free?